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Guy at the Gym this morning: How dare you get on MY treadmill and hog MY industrial size fan. Your obviously new around these parts.
Dear Biotin: please hurry up your magical powers and make my hair grow like this
Dear Hair: I like what you've been doing lately. Your letting me have fun with curling you and not flattening after 2 hours.
Dear Troy Maximus: you are getting more and more fun (and active) every day. The things you do to make your dad and I laugh... I swear kid, you can thank me for that center of attention desire.
Dear Target: Im walking in there to get 2 things - body wash and socks for the hubs. PLEASE don't hyptonize me with those clearance racks & conscious, don't whisper to me, "Well today IS payday and all....".