Celeb Mumbo Jumbo

Well didn't I pick the wrong time to be pregnant. Ellen (my new BFF), dedicated her whole entire show to preggo's and gave away a RIDICULOUS amount of gifts. Ummm, I'm jealous. So very very jealous. My parents took really good care of us in this department, so I can't gripe about it too much :) Gifts ranged from a $300 Old Navy gift card, peg perego high chair, crib, crib bedding, baby food, and even washer and dryers!!!! Ummm, yes, I said washer and dryers to wash all those baby poo filled clothes. Can they pay my water bill too?

Jesse James recently went on Howard Stern and confessed that Kat Von D is 100% better in bed than Sandra. How friggin dare you, Jesse! You should have your tongue cut out of your mouth for speaking like that of lovely Sandra. I bet Sandra is a saucy little Mynx in the bedroom, and just cause she won't put on a little mustache and give you a Nazi salute, doesn't really make her a dud now does it? Can you tell I'm bitter/defensive of Sandra?