Dear white trash women on Jerry Springer,
You don't know me, but millions of us who are unemployed know you. I have taken it upon myself to tell how sad and funny you are all being. I will confess that at times in your interview with Jerry, I feel sorry for you. You have no idea when Jerry takes little jabs at your ignorance and makes the crowd laugh at you. You look up at him with that deer in the headlights look and your sad toothless mouth and just look like he is speaking some sort of foreign language to you. I really think you need to pop in some dentures and buck the heck up and say "Jerry, I don't deserve to be humiliated more than I already have. Don't you think that finding out that my husband sleeping with my mom AND sister is enough?" Cmon ladies, you can do it. Take some pride in yourselves. I appreciate the afternoon laughs you give me though when you rightfully beat the shit out of your son in laws for cheating on your daughters with your other daughter. I think watching him run around stage like the little boy he is hilarious! You had every right to kick him out of your double wide!
Your faithful viewer,
Karli
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