Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Great Expectations

Happy Last day of November :) So last night the hubbinator and I went to our 1st "Great Expectations" class (aka Lamaze). When we first got there, we got to watch a Billy Cosby stand up of him explaining childbirth. 1 word: HILARIOUS! I told Nick we have to rent that because I was crying from how hard I was laughing. This has been something I've experience throughout this whole pregnancy. I take something that in truth IS funny, but my emotions cannot contain themselves and I start to cry and can't stop! Total, there were about 26 people or so including the partners, so I tried to keep my hysterics to a dull roar. When the class actually started we all had to do the classic "icebreaker" and go around the room and introduce ourselves, our due dates, our hobbies, and how pregnancy has been treating us. Even the dad's had to play along (mine was uh-mazing, duh!) so it was a lot of fun. My due date is the soonest out of all the girls, but I was figuring that'd be the case since we are taking the class later in our pregnancy. Everyone else is due around beginning of March/end of February time frame.
Since it was the 1st class, we were all introduced to some charts and shown what the female anatomy looked like before (How could I forget?!) pregnancy and what it looks like now (hello uterus that has blown up 3x from what it was). So it was all the basics with this 1st class. At the end we had to get on the floor (the guys too) and do pelvic tilt exercises (which MY husband referred to as humping), and squats. Then we were all told about a very important exercise: Kegals. Of course, she didn't make us demonstrate them. The best part of the night? During our break, we got candy!!! Chocolate candy :) All the women were happy with this. I really wanted to sneak another handful on my way out the door, but I was way too tired to care. Next Monday, it's breathing techniques and more on the floor exercises.
I think it's gonna be a fun experience. Sadly, Nicky poo and I won't be able to finish the class out since it ends the week after Troy is due and I'm really confident that I won't miss things I already don't know thanks to all my friends who've had babies and I've picked their brains for hours on ends.


12 Days of Christmas Day 8

Oh my gosh, I have been slacking on Aly's 12 days of Christmas. I pinky promise to do every single one for the rest of this challenge.

Day 8: Least favorite thing about the Holidays - I don't really hate much about the holidays which is obvious because I've been talking about Christmas since October! However, here ya go: the things that I least like about the holidays

1. Spending money - this is by far hands down my least favorite thing. HOWEVER, it's also not THAT bad. Does that make sense? I am the girl who hates having to pay rent because I want my money I worked hard (er, hardley worked) for! BUT, the thing with Christmas and the holidays, is I want to give people amazing gifts. So I don't mind spending the money on them. This year since I did all my Christmas shopping at once and the money is already out of my checking account, it won't seem as bad around the holidays.

2. I hate the crowds at the stores -ESPECIALLY this year. I'm 6.5 weeks from my due date people, my feet swell like a steroid using athletes neck if I have to be on them for tooooo long. Even the Target run on Black Friday and standing in that line for 1 hour and 16 minutes was too long for my tootsies. Also, people seem to grouch when their in line. You hear things like "Is this for real?" "Oh.Em.GEEEEEEEEE this is taking foreeeeeverrrrr". I wanna turn around and say "That's right sweetheart, it is. So why don't you do us all a favor and get outta line and make it a shorter wait for the rest of us".

3. I hate when it's over. I LOVE Christmas, and I wish we could celebrate it for more than just 25 (or in my case 30) days. I love the lights, the smells, the fires, the pies, the family, the laughs, the movies, the music and the cold. This year I have an amazing gift I get to look forward to, so when we unwrap that last package on Christmas morning, it won't be THAT bad.


Monday, November 29, 2010

Lets get this show on the road

Welcome back to Monday ladies! Thought you could run from it, didn't ya? Ugh, me too. But you know what? I am SO thankful I had such a great long weekend. I had a 5 day weekend (thanks to my office manager who gave us last Wednesday off) and it was a weekend that didn't go by too fast. To be honest, I always feel like a 3 day weekend should be the norm for the whole weekends off thing. I never feel quite rested with just 2. Then again, maybe if I got 3 days off, I would start to say I need 4? Or how about I just get money deposited magically into my bank account every 2 weeks and I never have to work? That sounds more like it :) I hope you all had a fabulous weekend and enjoyed your time with family (and enjoyed your time with that delicious pumpkin pie). Were any of you brave (or crazy depending on who you ask) enough to venture out on Black Friday to get some shopping done? In my previous post, I mentioned how I have everyone done off my Christmas list, but actually I have 1 more person to shop for. So I get to partake in the holiday shopping some more :) I think I got people really good gifts too and I can't wait to give them. I don't know if your like me, but I'm that person who gives someone a certain gift cause I cannot wait to see their faces when they open it which makes it even harder to get my shopping done early in the month - I have a hard time keeping the secret of what I got them. Poor Nick, I'm constantly saying "you just wait till you see what I got you, it's good" and the crap of it is, is if I tell him that too much, he can usually Houdini his way into figuring out what it is.
Now that Thanksgiving is outta the way (not that I'm not thankful), we can get the Christmas show on the road!!! 25 days, 16 hours and 1 minute ladies!! I am chomping at the bit to go get a Christmas tree (we put it up at my parents), so I'm thinking not this weekend (baby shower weekend, duh!), but the next!!! I've seen so many people driving with their Christmas tree's this past weekend and I am jealous. OOOO and tonight we got our 1st "Great Expectations (aka Lamaze)" class!! I will be sure to fill you all in tomorrow. Another fun countdown? 21.5 working days till I'm on maternity leave!!


Saturday, November 27, 2010

27 days!

That's right ladies and gents - twenty 27 days till the most joyous day of the year - CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

Break out the hot coco and hot apple cider and start the decorating folks! Here is my decorating job at the California Dreamin casa. I'm actually contemplating getting a little something else for next to the fire place (other than Ms. Daisy Mae)

Our first fire of the year
It was a success!!!
Of course that's the Christmas music channel the TV is on
Got those 2 sparkly tree's from Pier 1 - Nick's lucky that's all I walked outta there with

Like I said - 27 days!! Nick better hurry up and get to shopping, I've been a very good girl this year
I want to start a tradition once Troy (and our other babies) are old enough and every year take them to add a house onto my small Christmas Village
Funny enough, December 3rd is a Friday this year
Of course the number 1 Fur-baby, Ms. Daisy Mae!!

Geez, I need to empty that trash, hmmmm...
This morning has been so cozy with it being rainy and cold outside and a nice warm fire inside. The hubb and I even put up our last and final decal in Troy's nursery. All we are waiting for is my shower next weekend to put the last of the stuff up, and then it'll be time for final touches that I'll make (random decor on top of shelves and such). Have a wonderful and lazy Saturday beautiful's!


Friday, November 26, 2010

Day 4 of Christmas Challenge

Day 4: Tips/Tricks to a Budget Friendly Holiday Season

Well since I just finished my Christmas shopping for EVERYONE (snaps for me!), I would recommend shopping sales. You don't have to go on out on Black Friday like I did to find the sales, but ad surfing is a great way to find the sales. First, make a list with everyone's names on it that you need to shop for, write down what it is that you want to get people and grab the ads and computer. If I don't see what I want in an ad, I will go to a stores website (like Target.com) and look to see how much they sell the product for. That's when I set a challenge for myself to find the best deal! I go on froogle.com, search for the item, and look who has the best price. If it's an online store, I'l even google to see if I can find a coupon for that store.
To be totally honest, I don't know what I'm getting people until I see something in an ad or in a store. Another thing to consider - a store online maybe have the same or 5-10 dollar cheaper asking price for an item. If you see the item at say Target or Kohls, look at their specials. A lot of the time (Kohls is famous for this) depending on how much you spend, you will get $10-$15 voucher to use in the store. Today, Target had that sorta sale goin on - I got my bunny boo's Christmas gift and it was offering a $10 gift card with the purchase of this certain game. So it was a great deal! Then if I spent over $100 (who DOESN'T spend over $100 at Target?), then I get another $10 gift card. BAM! $20 to use next time.
Another great gift/budget friendly gift I love, is homemade gifts. There are so many different cookie exchanges you can do, or even homemade popcorn/cookie mix jars that can be a lot more meaningful as well as easier on the walle


Oh My Goodness!

I hope you all had a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving and had a piece of delicious pumpkin pie for me. It's a funny story, but I didn't get to enjoy my pumpkin pie - mom forgot to add the sugar to the recipe, HA!! It was actually really funny and please don't think my mom is not the Martha Stewart of baking because she is. That women just has got too much goin on, so she forgot the sugar in our Thanksgiving dessert, haha. Love you mom!
Last night, all us girls made our lists of where we wanted to go, what we wanted to get and had a plan to meet up at my place at 1:30 AM. So that's what happened and let me tell you, I am exhausted. I am going to take a nice nap as soon as I hit "publish post", but I had to post a pic of my bags after I got home. I pretty much just dropped them in front of the door. Oh, and I have all my Christmas decorations up :) Those pics will be posted before Monday, but to be honest my feet are too sore to get my preggo ass of the couch, ha!

Oh and I WISH I could have taken an Aeriel picture from the ceiling of Target. It was crazy! The line to the cash registers, wrapped all the way around the entire store to where you walk in! We were standing in line for about an hour and 15 minutes. I am always curious as to what the heck people could be buying to justify this sort of waiting (I'm not revealing since the things I bought are going to people who read the blog) and there really wasn't anything THAT great. Funny side story, we saw this young couple try to fit 2 42inch flat screens in the back of a mustang- with a hard top! Good.luck.with.that! Oh and we tried to go into Kohls and THAT line was ridiculous! We would have been there fo r4 hours EASY! We were shocked at how many people were there because Kohls has those sorts of deals going all every weekend. So why do you need to buy that flannel sheet set NOW? Just sayin, it's gonna be 40% off next weekend too.

Troy treated his mama so good today - other than my back hurting a little bit, he was just content and stretching about in my belly as I walked around & wasn't pushing on my bladder like he normally does- thank you little T, mama loves you! So let's discuss him shall we? I'm 33 weeks today!! 4 more weeks and I"ll be full term (it will also be Christmas Eve)!

How far along? 33 weeks and starting to feel it

Baby's size? The size of a pineapple (sounds so refreshing!)- about 17 inches

Weight Gain? I'm going to copy Ashley's answer over at For the Love of Shoes and a Baby 2, and say I will just tell you all at the end how much I gained total. I don't weigh myself at home, so I can't accurately tell you

Stretch marks? Nope! Let's keep the weeks rollin with none of those suckers

Belly button in or out? Half in half out. It all depends on how he's laying. If he lays directly under it, it pushes out even more!

Sleep? I am feeling exhausted lately, but I'm sleeping so good this past week

Foods I am loving? I could eat Greek yogurt with Kashi Go Lean cereal alllllll day everyday. I was strictly a scrambled egg whites and toast kinda gal in the morning, but now, its the parfait I make

Foods I am hating? Chinese food

Best moment this week? Getting to spend time and share laughs with family on Thanksgiving. And the shopping afterwards :)

Movement? LOTS of stretching and every now and again, he'll jerk about really fast

Symptoms? Lower back pain, hunger, sleepines. Oh and for some reason, my workout on Wednesday was REALLY hard when it came to the cardio. I did 30 minutes on the elliptical and walked 30 minutes for a cool down on my one and only boyfriend, Tread. The elliptical owned my ass! What the heck and where the heck did that come from!? My legs felt like rocks and I was dripping buckets!

Gender? a little mister

What I miss? Running and having some adult beverages around the holidays - of course my little man is worth it though.

What I will miss? Feeling him move and rubbing my belly at random moments during the day. Hmmm...I just might continue this?

What I'm looking forward to? My baby shower next weekend! I have my outfit all planned out and everything!

Weekly Wisdom: Sleep and rest when you can. You deserve it and your body is working hard to grow another human life - it's exhausting

Milestone: Buying my first maternity bra!! Picked up my first 3 bras and I managed to find some not so grandma/nursing looking ones.

Emotions: "Oh crap, we're about to have a baby!" Does that work? ;)

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Thursday, November 25, 2010

Day 3 of 12 Day of Christmas Challenge

Woops, totally slacked yesterday on blogging and I have no excuse since I had the day off. The only excuse I got is I was in MAYJA' nesting mode. I cleaned out 3 different closets (of of which still needs to be sorted through a tad more) and cleaned the rest of the place up spick and span! Onto the best blogger challenge of them all - The 12 day of Christmas Challenge!!!!!

Day 3: Most meaningful gift/best gift you've received

This is so hard for me because I feel as though I have been blessed with such an amazing family, that I can't pick just 1 gift that was the best for me. As an adult, I think my #1 gift has been having a husband who is home from war. Christmas 2005, the hubbinator was deployed and it was also our 1st Christmas as a married couple. It was so hard to be without him, and I was so thankful to have him home the next Christmas.

So that was the best gift I can think of for adulthood. As a kid, my FAVORITE ('s) were:

My hot pink barbie corvette that I could drive everywhere

My pony, Dolly <------ The cuteset little pony ever (According to horse show judges) (I don't have any pictures of Dolly on my computer, but this one is very similar)


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

12 Days of Christmas Challenge - Day 2

Im greeting you with a chattery jaw cause my husband like to keep the place fu-reeeezing! I am in yoga pants, and a thermal w/a giant sweater on top and ugg slippers. He is wearing a t shirt and lounge pants. Tonight is supposed to be in the mid 20's. The same temp as they are predicting Thanksgiving morning! But enough about weather, let's get to the 12 days of Christmas Challenge day dos!

Day 2: Black Friday/General Shopping Tips & Tricks
I have only gone out 3 times and I have to admit...I LOVE IT! I love the crowds, I love the Starbucks I see in everyone hands, I love the bags and bags of stuff I see people walk out with. I don't really have any tips or tricks other than compare prices and look for printable coupons. I go to this website and they have every black Friday ad out on the market and then once I know where Im going, I google coupons for that store and print em'. Mama loves a deal. I have to admit, I have a horrible time not being selfish and buying at least a couple things for me that early morning, and I cave all the time & walk out of the store with more things for myself than others. But hey, I NEVER shop for myself. I always talk myself out of how I don't NEED that new sweater that would go great with some leggings, or I don't NEED some new workout carpi's (ummm, yes I do. My workout clothes are looking pretty sad and worn out). Anyways, always look for extra coupons you can use by google or this link that Kristin over at Live, Laugh, Frappy sent me.
My tip is to make a list and stick to it! Don't impulse buy as hard as it is not to ($3 toaster anyone? <---- can be found at Target). Make a list, check it twice, figure out who's been naughty or nice, and get them ONLY what you set out to get them. Another way of doing this is creating a budget for the people your shopping for and sticking hardcore to that. Your bank will be much happier this way. Plus, let's not forget what Christmas is really about, people.


Monday, November 22, 2010

Day 1 of The 12 Days of Christmas Challenge

I've seen a few blogs that I follow are linking up to participate in Aly's, over at Analyze This, 12 days of Christmas Challenge. We all know my obsession with Christmas, so let's do it!

Day 1 - Christmas/Holiday Tradition

My family has a HUGE tradition that I have gotten to participate in ever since I discovered Santa Clause wasn't real - after we get home from Christmas Eve dinner at my aunts house, we all come back to my parents house and go into separate rooms and wrap all of our presents. This task lasts well into the middle of the night. I'm talking 2 or 3 in the morning people. We don't get home from our Christmas Eve dinner/celebration until about 9 or 10, so it's a few hours of switching rooms to help other people, and bringing packages out for under the tree. We all end up crashing at my parents house of course - some of us in front of the wood stove, some in bed, some on the couch. Since my niecey poo still has the energy, she makes sure we are all awake no later than 6 or 7. My dad and mom take fooooooooreeeeeeeeevvvvvveeeeerrrrrrrrrr getting out of bed. Not only that, but once they DO wake up, they have to make their pots of coffee and this takes foooooooooorrrrreeeeeevvvvvvveeeeeer! We have packages to open people, let's not drag our feet! While we wait for the less than energetic folks to wake up, us eager beavers open our stockings. I have LOVED stockings since I was little. I actually think stockings are just as good as the present part. My mom always had such cool fun things in my stocking: candy, neon colored hair brushes, hair ties/sparkly head bands, fun notepads, one time there was even a pair of cute underwear (good thing I open the stocking w/out my dad and brother watching). It's tradition to take the opening gifts part 1 package at a time. We all watch 1 person open their gift and we rotate around in an organized order. My dad is usually playing the part of 'Santa'. Oh and let's not forget the little whispers "Can so and so open this one yet?" to the gift giver. Of course in our pure exhausted state, you cannot remember what the hell you wrapped in the package, so you answer everything with 'sure'. You can't deny it, we all have that 'special gift' we want someone to open last. Since I love Christmas and never want it to end, I welcome the hours we all spend around the tree just unwrapping gifts and laughing. After that, we all eat some breakfast, usually eggs and toast, and wait for the rest of the family to come on over for an early dinner and Christmas celebration.

Link up everyone, this is gonna be a fun one!!


Its beginning to FEEL a lot like Christmas...

Well my friends, it's Monday and a short week at that! So really, today is like a Wednesday and that is something I can get down and jiggy with. The weather this weekend was amazingly winter like and I loved it! Just above my parents house, people were getting snow. The rest of the week is said to be in the low 50's during the day with low 30's at night, possible showers. Mama like, mama like a LOT! Perfect cozy fire in sweats weather.
This weekend the mister and I house sat for my parents while they were in Mexico (where it's not winter like) and it made me appreciate the fact that I will never own cats again. Don't get me wrong, I don't HATE cats and actually had 2 little bundles of fur when we lived in North Carolina. As much as I loved these 2 knuckleheads, they were little demons in sheep's (or cats) clothing! We couldn't keep blankets on the couch, because they pee'd on them, or they'd pee or throw up in Daisy Mae's bed, or they'd leave track of cat litter kernels all over the bathroom floor. This is not a welcoming feeling when you get out of a nice clean shower, to just step on grains of cat litter, blah! My parents have about 6 or 7 cats. 2 of them are my sisters (her and the Bunny boo live with them for the time being), 1 being one I first got when Nick and I got married, then my DAD fell in love with so I gave to him, and the others are from when I was a teenager or younger. 1 of them in particular is senile! I'm not kidding. She will eat some cat food for dinner, walk out of the kitchen then come back and acts as though she hasn't eaten yet. Oh and if YOU are in the kitchen for any reason: getting water, cooking yourself some grub, picking a wedgie, etc., she will meow and meow and meow until you go mad! Even if you put them all outside, your still ambushed - meow, meow meow meow meow meow is all you will hear until their faces are eating Friskies.
Today I am giving my employer my Maternity leave letter. EEEK! I don't know why, but I always get SUPER nervous prior to something that is out of the normal. Whether going to the doctor (I go so much now, this doesn't happen anymore), going to the dentist (who can blame me?), telling my employer I'll be going on leave (even though it's obvious I am going to..hello baby bump!), or even riding a roller coaster! I guess the part that has me nervous is I am going to confirm and iron out the details of me working from home p/t while on leave and I guess since I've only had a couple verbal confirmations on this, it makes me nervous that my office manager COULD back out. Do I think he will? No, but you just never know. BLAH! I will be a much calmer blogger around 9am when I know the conversation will have already happened.

Have a wonderful Monday (kinda like a Wednesday) ladies!! It's almost Thanksgiving!!!


Friday, November 19, 2010

32 weeks

Yup, it's coming down to the nitty gritty, woo hoo!! Can anyone believe we only have 35 days until Christmas?! I need to get the Christmas decorations out STAT! I've already browsed a few stores and have some pretty sweet ideas on what Im getting. Next year will be 10 times as much fun with Troy being here.

How far along? Three two week-o-la's!

Baby's size? My last appointment they told me he was weighing in about 3.5-4lbs. But I know there is never a for sure weight. All I know is this little man is getting bigger and is getting heavier on my bladder and on my poor back

Weight Gain? 23 el bee's

Stretch marks? No, but tons of blue veins and with my tummy getting tighter by the day, I'm staying hydrated and keeping oily with some EVOO

Belly button in or out? I've had to take one of the balls off my pregnancy belly button ring because it was starting to hurt, but I'm keeping the flexible bar bell in there with 1 of the balls. This is all due to my belly button popping out! I'll say it again: by my shower (Dec 4), I bet the belly button is totally out!

Sleep? Now that my cough and bronchitis is gone, I sleep really sound. I get up about 2-3 times to pee still, but other than that, I'm still sleeping 6 hours a night. During mid day, I most def feel like I need a 2 hour nap.

Foods I am loving? I've been crazy thirsty this week. Lots and lots of water. Oh and I could eat papa murphy's Chicago stuffed pizza EVERY.DAY! No exaggeration. I seem to be craving lots of carbs and Im thinking I actually need to listen to my body and bump up my carb intake since it's not that much.

Foods I am hating? Hmmm just Chinese food

Best moment this week? Feeling amazing at week 32 and getting back into my workouts after a sick 2 weeks with bronchitis

Movement? lots of rolls, but not as many kicks. He likes to stretch into my rib cage and after eating or drinking too much water, it get soooo uncomfortable

Symptoms? Having to pee all the time and my ribs/upper back area have been hurting

Gender? A little man

What I miss? Having a refreshing adult beverage and my runs. I drive by the trails near my house and I CRAVE to feel that runners high. Cannot wait to hit the pavement again

What I will miss? Honestly? Eating certain things and not feeling remorse

What I'm looking forward to? Thanksgiving and my baby shower in 2 weeks. Oh and we start our baby classes in a week and a half! So excited!! Bring on the labor breathing and crazy videos that are guaranteed to make Nick squirm

Weekly Wisdom: Always have water and a bathroom near by. And practice those kegal exercises. They come in handy when you sneeze

Milestone: My stomach constantly being firm

Emotions: HUNGER! I am hungry but can't eat as much as I want, grrrrr

I hope you all have an amazing weekend! It seems like this week draaaaaagged by. Time to relax in this stormy weather that is welcomed by moi with open arms (and cozy blanket and hot apple cider)


I am loving...

Pandora's Christmas station - listening to it at work makes my mood way better and makes being at work less painful

My hair - after my session with my hair dresser, I'm loving the pearl toner she used and with my cut, my layers and the feel of it in general are outta amazing

Moroccan Hair Oil - This stuff makes my hair soooo soft and silky and smells even more amazing. Every hair dresser has sworn if you want your hair to be healthy and GROW (<---- YES PLEASE!!), invest in some good hair oil. Most def worth every penny. You can get it for a really decent price on Amazon rather than the salon. Click here for a a sweet deal on it

{I've only been using it for about a week now, but I'll let you all know my thoughts in about a month}

Thanksgiving is next week! Food, family and laughs...and FOOD haha

Black Friday sales! I am going to be a crazy going to Old Navy at midnight, Target at 4 AM and Kohls right after that. Click here to see banana sale ads! You cannot beat some of these prices! I want many of the things at Old Navy. I will have my sweats, uggs and coffee in hand!


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Busy bee

Holy moly life has been busy for me. Mostly work has been busy so from the time I get into the office to the time I leave, I have zero time to blog and by the time I leave I hit the gym, make dinner, eat, visit, and we go to bed. Updates on moi - eating has been a challenge. I want to eat SO much more than I do, but I am unable to do so due to a certain little someone in my belly taking up all the space. At the moment my stomach is SOOOO uncomfortably tight and I last ate at 1:30 (it's 3pm now) and all I had was a small-medium size salad w/1 cup of apple slices and water. I want to eat so bad, but can't. Oh and with the little man doing his own yoga class in there, every time he stretches, my ribs and my sternum get a nice rub. By nice I mean SORE. I know, I know, he's only gonna get bigger, right?
Another random update - what the HECK is up with all these celebrities!? People are either breaking up, getting engaged, or getting pregnant. Don't believe me? Lets run down the list shall we?

Prince William and (soon to be Princess) Kate Middleton <---- I had the biggest crush on him. Until he started to bald and started to resemble his father more and more. He seems like he has Diana's personality though, so Kate's one lucky lady. I'm still unsure how I feel about her wearing his dead mother's engagement ring to the guy who had an affair (I don't care if there is proof or not, he did!), and died tragically. However, your speech with how it's your way to keep your mom apart of the excitement I understood and respect, so carry on!

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Millano - ENGAGED

Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson - ENGAGED <---- I give 2 years tops. I'm sorry, but it was just WAY to fishy for your ex to pop the question to the girl he's been with for years, and then the guy your with for 5 months to pop the question to you? Sorry Jessica, as much as I love your 'I don't care what people think' attitude, I think your bound for a life like Jennifer Aniston

Cary Hart and Pink - PREGGO

Rachel Zoe - PREGGO <----- I hope she eats!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon - PREGGO (but we already knew that months ago!)

Brian Austin Greene and Megan Fox - SPLIT <---- I just heard this a couple hours ago, no surprise. I give them 2-3 more months and their back together. Supposedly BAG says the fame got to his bag of bones wifey's head. Please sweetheart, your a horrible actress, the only reason your relevant is cause people like to look at you

Eva Longoria Parker and Tony Parker - SPLIT <---- I don't really like her

Christina Aguilera and Jordan whatshisface <----- I DID NOT see this coming at all. They really seemed like that 'Naked Sunday' she always talked about was working for them

I could go on all day ladies, but you get the point. There is something in that water, so I'm happy I'm living upstream from it all if ya know what I mean.

Hope you are all having a fabulous hump day dolls!